Might You Or Your Friends Need These Lifelike Gorilla Slippers?

There’s absolutely no reason for you not to own these massive, lifelike gorilla slippers, made from found and recycled materials. Indeed, if you’ve gotten this far, you owe it to yourself, buy these slippers.

Cushy, oversized, and likely the weirdest thing in your closet, they’ll stomp their way into your heart. Available on the Uncrate Supply store for $78.