Marshmallow Double Crossbow

I know what you were thinking. My Marshmallow Crossbow just isn’t cutting it these days. I take it out for urban warfare, and people kinda shrug. No one runs in terror.  Well thankfully, your prayers have been answered. The Marshmallow Double Crossbow has arrived, and it’s a doozy.

Via Uncrate:

Is your Marshmallow Mforcer or Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster simply not getting the job done? Step up to the Chewbacca-approved Marshmallow Crossbow ($36). This double-barreled office weapon holds up to 50 mini-marshmallows at a time, letting you perform rapid-fire assaults on your co-workers from up to 30 feet away. Stay Puft-branded bandolier not included.