Bird historian Robert Francis read every one of the roughly 11,000 bird names on Wikipedia’s master list, narrowed them to a shortlist of more than 300, and then ranked the 100 greatest. The result reads less like a scientific catalog and more like the cast list of a very strange storybook.

Francis runs Bird History, a newsletter about the stories behind America’s birds. He got hooked after noticing starlings on his commute in Washington, DC. His number one pick is the plainest name of all, the Mallard, because the word and the duck have become the same thing. As he puts it, “Mallard means duck. Mallard means bird.”
The top of the list
Robert Francis’s ten greatest bird names
- MallardAncient, plain and impossible to separate from the bird itself.
- Plains-wandererMythical, austere and hard to find. You don’t bump into one by accident.
- Supertramp FantailNothing to do with the band. “Supertramp” is an ecology term for a species that moves fast into disturbed habitat.
- SurfbirdLives on wave-battered rocky coasts from Alaska to Chile, as advertised.
- Predicted AntwrenGenetic studies predicted it existed before anyone saw it. Ornithologists found it in the western Amazon in 2013.
- Inaccessible Island RailThe smallest flightless bird in the world, from an island in the Atlantic named Inaccessible.
- Horned ScreamerA huge, loud swamp bird with a spike growing out of its forehead.
- Cut-throatNamed for the male’s blood-red crescent, ear to ear.
- MoreporkA small brown owl from New Zealand that sounds like it’s ordering at a barbecue.
- Strange WeaverFrom Uganda, Rwanda and Burundi. Strange, says the name, and that’s all you get.



Happy, handsome and slightly vampiric
Down the list, the names get sillier. The Chad Firefinch, number 100, sounds like a tropical bird and a high school quarterback at the same time. The Happy Wren lives only on Mexico’s Pacific slope, and its scientific name, felix, means happy too. The Handsome Fruiteater is found only in Venezuela, and its Latin name, formosa, means beautiful. Someone was having a very good day.
Then things take a darker turn. The Vampire Ground-Finch is one of Darwin’s finches from Wolf and Darwin islands in the Galapagos, and when food runs short it pecks at nesting boobies until they bleed, then drinks. The Blood Pheasant of the Himalayas is named for the crimson-edged feathers on its breast that look like dashes of blood. It is also the state bird of Sikkim.
Some names are just fun to say. The Weebill is Australia’s smallest bird, about six grams of fluff. The Squacco Heron sounds like the noise a cartoon bird makes after hitting a window, though the name actually came into English from an old Italian name, sguacco, in the 1670s.

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A little game
Real bird, or did we make it up?
Twelve names. Some belong to real birds, and some we invented. Tap the one you believe.
Marvelous Spatuletail
Real. A hummingbird from northern Peru. The male’s two outer tail feathers are bare wires that cross and end in purple-black paddles. It is endangered.
Mustached Puddle-Thrush
Made up. Sounds like a real thrush, doesn’t it? We checked both major world bird lists to be sure no bird already has the name.
Plushcap
Real. An Andean bird with a stiff, plush, golden forehead, like a velvet cap. It feeds inside thickets of bamboo.
Wompoo Fruit-Dove
Real. A pigeon from New Guinea and eastern Australia, named for its call, “wollack-wa-hoo,” which can sound startlingly human.
Velvet-kneed Gloomwarbler
Made up. Invented. No warbler has velvet knees, gloomy or otherwise.
Hooded Pitohui
Real. One of very few poisonous birds. Scientists found out in 1990 when handling its skins made their hands go numb and burn.
Club-winged Manakin
Real. A small bird from Colombia and Ecuador that plays a ringing note on ridged wing feathers, shaking its wings more than 100 times a second.
Thrice-banded Hedgecreeper
Made up. Made up. It would make a fine bird, though.
Wrybill
Real. A New Zealand plover and the only bird in the world whose bill bends sideways. Always to the right.
Spangled Drongo
Real. The only drongo in Australia, a skilled mimic with a forked tail that looks like crossed fingers.
Sleepy Marsh-Tyrant
Made up. A decoy. There really is a White-headed Marsh Tyrant in South America, but no sleepy one.
Smew
Real. A small diving duck of Europe and Asia. The name has been in use since the 1600s and nobody knows where it came from.

Where bird names come from
In 2025 a team of researchers sorted the English names of 10,906 bird species into categories and published the results in PLOS ONE. Almost nine in ten names describe the bird itself. The biggest group, nearly 5,000 species, is named for how the bird looks. Another 2,852 are named for a place, and 810 for a person.
Our favorite number from the study is this one. 933 species are named for something only the male’s plumage shows. Just 20 are named for the female’s.

Then there are the birds that named themselves. The chickadee says chick-a-dee-dee-dee, and the more dees it adds, the more dangerous the predator nearby. The kittiwake calls kittee-wa-aaake, the killdeer seems to shout “kill deer,” and the hoopoe’s name echoes its call in English, Latin and ancient Greek alike. In southern Africa the Bokmakierie sings bok-bok-mak-kik, which settlers wrote down as its name. The Missouri Department of Conservation says it best about the Dickcissel: “To speak their name is to sing their song.”

The names that may change
In November 2023 the American Ornithological Society decided to change the English names of every bird in its region that is named after a person, starting with the 70 to 80 species mainly found in the United States and Canada. Scientific names stay the same. In May 2024 it picked six birds for a first round: the Inca Dove, Townsend’s Solitaire, Maui Parrotbill, Bachman’s Sparrow, Scott’s Oriole and Townsend’s Warbler.
As of late October 2026, none of the six has a new name yet. The last North American bird to lose a person’s name was McCown’s Longspur, which became the Thick-billed Longspur in 2020, under the rules that came before. Names do keep shifting for other reasons, though. When this year’s checklist split some species, the Great Egret in the Americas became the American Egret.







All 100 of Robert Francis’s picks, each with a little history, are on his Bird History Substack. It’s a lovely read, and you can subscribe to get the next one.
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Sources: Robert Francis, The 100 Greatest Bird Names of All Time; Morrison et al., PLOS ONE (2025); the American Ornithological Society; the Missouri Department of Conservation; and the IOC World Bird List and eBird taxonomy for every name in the game.






